Based on statistical data, you ended up on this particular web page because you got on Google and typed in something along the lines of, “Tom Dugan’s Dick.” If you’re starting to feel a little ashamed or embarrassed for getting called out on your search, you should at least know you’re not alone. The amount of people who search for Dang Dang’s wang and end up on this page is absolutely disturbing. With that in mind, I have a few serious questions that I would genuinely like an answer to:
First, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Second, why do you want to see Tom’s cock?
Third, are you a chomo or just a weird little BMXer kid?