About

“Hello, Mr. Delapena. How may I assist you today?”
– AT&T Customer Service Rep

“Sorry, I don’t have a stackable washer and dryer.”
– Craigslist user trying to make a trade

“Dude. You really need to put address numbers on your house.”
– Pizza delivery guy

“How the fuck did you get this number?”
– Ben Affleck

Phone:
(415) 935-0179

Email:
hello@francisdelapena.com

Store:
www.dogandcasper.com