About

“Can you still see?”
– Mom

“Hello, Mr. Delapena.
How may I assist you today?”

– AT&T Customer Service Rep

“Sorry, I don’t have a stackable washer
and dryer to trade.”

– Person on Craigslist

“How the fuck did you get this number?”
– Ben Affleck

Phone:
(415) 935-0179

Email:
hello@francisdelapena.com

Store:
www.dogandcasper.com