Archive for the ‘ Nerdy’ Category

• theBuddie.com12.15.11

  

  Wallpaper Download: Widescreen or Standard

  I had originally intended on just getting a coffee mug for myself but then I discovered this whole world of merchandising where you can stick whatever image you want on just about anything with absolutely zero out of pocket costs. It all just kind of snow-balled from there. I wanted to put his face on everything and before I knew it, The Buddie had his own webstore. It’s all a bit creepy to be honest, especially The Buddie Snuggie and women’s underwear. I don’t know why anybody would want to buy anything on there other than myself and that’s ok. Sales isn’t the point. Just seeing his face on all that crap makes me laugh.

  I bought the domain name for five years to keep me company and started up a Facebook page for him. If you want updates on The Buddie’s evolution, make sure to give that like button a quick click.

  Filed In: Design, Family, Life, Nerdy, Rambles, Wallpaper
  Series: The Buddie

• Facebook – 19 October 201110.21.11

  

  Filed In: Kiko, Life, Nerdy, Photo
  Series: Facebook

• how to use jQuery in WordPress06.3.11

  Depending on motivation, these “how-to’s” may or may not become a regular occurrence. I get asked web questions all the time and instead of having to explain the same thing over and over again, I’d like to just start cataloging my solutions.

  I’ll kick things off with a quickie:

  PROBLEM:
  You’re trying to use jQuery in your WordPress theme, widget or plugin but you keep getting an error that’s something along the lines of “Result of expression ‘$’ [undefined].”

  DIAGNOSIS:
  Chances are, there are other JavaScript libraries being loaded that also uses “$” and it’s fucking up your juice.

  SOLUTION:
  Use “.noConflict()” to get your party started.

  $j=jQuery.noConflict();
$j(document).ready(function($){
// Code that uses jQuery's regular "$" can hang out in here.
}

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy
  Series: code, how-to, JavaScript, jQuery, Wordpress

• Head in the Clouds03.16.10

  

  iGoogle Theme: Splooge

  Filed In: Design, Doodles, Life, Nerdy, Web
  Series: downloads, Google, penis, themes

• Intergalactic Adventure12.10.09

  

  Wallpaper Download: Widescreen or Standard – Image from Hubble’s Astronomy Printshop.

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  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Rambles, Wallpaper
  Series: astronauts, Collections, downloads, Eagle Nebula, Hubble Telescope, NASA, space, Virgin Galactic

• UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A ENTER11.17.09

  

  Do this on the home page: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A ENTER

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Web
  Series: Contra, iPhone 3G, Komani, Nintendo

• testing.11.13.09

  

  From my Mobile Cellular Device: testing.

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Photo
  Series: computers, Mobile

• fashionable, even when fucked.12.16.08

  

  Digital plaid screen of death.

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Photo
  Series: apples, computers, macbook pro, monitor, Nikon D300

• never obsolete04.26.07

  

  My daily computer.

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Photo
  Series: computers, Sony DSC-P200

• fashionable calculus03.5.07

  

  (2x-5)^4(8x^2-5)^-3 = 8(2X-5)^3(8X^2-5)^-4[-4X^2+30X-5]

  Continue reading “fashionable calculus” →

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Photo, Rambles
  Series: barista boredom, education, English, Math, Sony DSC-P200

• Hello world!11.8.83

  Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
  Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
  Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
  Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
  
                      Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
  
                      Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
  
  [Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
  
   Continue reading "Hello world!" →

  Filed In: Life, Nerdy, Web
  Series: hello world, shakespeare

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