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A five year old that’s still drinking his mother’s breast milk would be weird… but an adult drinking another animal’s breast milk isn’t. I imagine the first person to ever drink milk was some dude with a cow suckling fetish, and then when his buddies caught him, he somehow sold them on the idea that it’s perfectly ok and normal.
“I ain’t into beastiality, bro. I’m just sucking teat ’cause it’s a really good source for vitamin D.”